Dear Everyone,

Beware of girls who wear red lipstick on Mondays.

Beware the short flitting hems of their hiked-up skirts that you'll never get up.

Beware of their vanilla black-netted legs with steel on the end of each ready-to-kick foot.

Dear Girl,

I will always love you

was the easiest

lie I ever told

I'm so happy

to see you again

was the hardest

Dear Me,

The complexities of everyday life are growing into something big enough to swallow you. Why is it so difficult to keep it simple?