11 April 2012

An observation on the theory of survival of the fittest, as applied to airplane attendants


The man in the orange baseball cap leaned back in his chair.  He casually glanced around the terminal for any sign of an attractive woman, but there were none in sight.  Even the nearby stewardesses left much to be desired.  There had been a time when it was a requirement for all stewardesses to be attractive, but that time had come to a screeching halt after a wave of equal opportunity law suits were decided in favor of the ugly people of America. 
“The world is going to shit,” thought the man.  “Far too much equality for the world to function the way nature intended it.”  

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