11 April 2013

Mother Goose on a Bad Day

the dish and the spoon absconded to sunny Cancun
the dish realized that the spoon was a two-bit floozy
the spoon was melted down and made into jewelry

the little dog could not stop laughing at other's misfortune
a dish with a chip on his shoulder wanted to make something of it
the little dog learned to mind his own goddamn business

the cow lost ten pounds and backflipped over the moon
the moon caught the cow and gave her a tender kiss
the cow became a spokeswoman for a frozen yogurt company

the cat played the fiddle until her paws were raw
a talent scout from California saw and made her famous
the cat's career was ruined by an unfortunate catnip addiction

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